Sobriety Killed The Poet

Made a new blog due to password issues on my laptop.

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why be interested in people close to your age when you can be interested in people twice your age that are twice as attractive and twice as unlikely to ever reciprocate your feelings

(Source: jaclcfrost)


Of all the despicable things in the world you can run tests on - rapists, murderers, pedophiles, etc - you choose innocent animals like dogs and rabbits. Fuck y’all.


welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed


my internet connection has touched places of my heart that no man has yet discovered




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)